Attack of the SpoilerAugust 26, 2011
I am now going to spoil movies for you, just to be a jerk.
In The Usual Suspects, it turns out that Keyser Soze is really, really mean.
At the end of The Sixth Sense, we learn that Bruce Willis, in a ground-breaking twist, has been bald the whole time.
Speaking of Bruce Willis, in what is arguably an even bigger shocker, we learn at the end of Die Hard 2 that the ultimate villain is not Col. Stuart — as the entire movie leads us to believe — but rather the nefarious Mr. Falcon.
At the end of Star Wars, Luke blows up the Death Star. It’s awesome.
In Citizen Kane, Citizen Kane says “Rosebud” on his deathbed. Let me spare you two hours: “Rosebud” was his fourth wife — the shrew owed him money.